By Saul Pink, Staff Writer | San Antonio Express-News (SAEN), 2026-05-30 16:07:16
2026年5月30日（星期六），圣安东尼奥马刺队中锋维克托·文班亚马 (Victor Wembanyama) 在俄克拉荷马城佩科姆中心 (Paycom Center) 参加投篮训练，备战与俄克拉荷马雷霆队的西部决赛第七场决战。
在周六马刺与雷霆的抢七大战来临之际，俄克拉荷马城的一家三明治店正利用其菜单向圣安东尼奥马刺队大喷垃圾话。
这家名为“The Goose Sandies”的餐厅位于俄克拉荷马城的中城区（Midtown），于周五发布了全新改版的菜单。 他们的嘲讽毫不留情——看来马刺超级巨星文班亚马确实成了这家雷霆拥趸三明治店的“眼中钉”。
该餐厅招牌的意式三明治通常被称为“The Goose”（大鹅），现在被改名为“维克托·文班亚马真烂”（Victor Wembanyama Sucks）。而那款分量更足、被称为“Mother Goose”（鹅妈妈）的加料版三明治呢？则被改成了“维克托·文班亚马真的太烂了”（Victor Wembanyama Really Sucks）。
在此之后，菜单继续宣称某些马刺球员“很烂”。接下来的三款三明治采用了相同的格式，分别针对朱利安·尚帕尼 (Julian Champagnie)、德文·瓦塞尔 (Devin Vassell) 和斯蒂芬·卡斯尔 (Stephon Castle)。目前尚不清楚为什么迪伦·哈珀 (Dylan Harper) 和德阿隆·福克斯 (De’Aaron Fox) 能够幸免。
随后，菜单又回到了对文班的无情嘲讽：一款名为“顺便说一句，维克托·文班亚马依然很烂”（BTW Victor Wembanyama Still Sucks）的素食三明治。
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在热三明治的选择上，这家餐厅展现出了更多的创意。一款由咸牛肉和瑞士奶酪制成的类似鲁宾三明治（Reuben）被命名为“文班与教练之吻”（Wemby and the Coach Kiss），这似乎是在调侃场边的一幕——当时这位身高7英尺4英寸的球星在与主教练米奇·约翰逊 (Mitch Johnson) 交流时挨得特别近。而烤奶酪配番茄汤的组合则被命名为“烤米奇与马刺之血”（Grilled Mitch and Spurs Blood）。
位于中城区的The Goose为了明天的比赛更改了菜单：pic.twitter.com/CRbDnRTWgD
— 鲍比·霍华德 (Bobby Howard) (@ BobbyHowardOK) 2026年5月30日
The Goose还用一款炸鸡三明治将矛头对准了圣若望鲍思高慈幼会修女——也就是在网络上走红、一直在场边为银黑军团加油助威的“马刺修女”。这款三明治被命名为“修女别闹”（No Nun-Sense）。
而一款名为“道德个屁”（Ethical My Ass）的肉丸潜艇堡，则是为了回应外界对雷霆队打“不道德篮球”的指控。在去年12月的附加赛中马刺队击败雷霆队后，文班亚马曾表示他很高兴马刺队打的是“纯粹且合乎道德的篮球”，这在整个NBA引发了关于雷霆队球员是否故意“假摔”来骗取犯规的讨论。
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这家餐厅给自家的汉堡起的名字则要积极得多，比如“雷霆抢七晋级”（Thunder in 7）和“切特芝士”（Chet Cheese）。餐厅还发帖称，任何光顾的雷霆队球员都可以免费用餐。
评论区里的大多数俄城球迷都对新菜单大加赞赏，但至少有一位网友提出了异议，并指出了雷霆队在第六场比赛中糟糕至极的投篮表现。
“挺搞笑的，但也很幼稚，因为文班绝对不烂，”该网友写道，“ know who sucks（你知道谁表现得很烂吗）？昨晚的我们。”
马刺队与雷霆队将于周六晚7点展开正面对决，胜者将获得晋级NBA总决赛的门票。
由生成式人工智能翻译，译文内容可能不准确或不完整，以原文为准。
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‘Victor Wembanyama Sucks’: OKC sandwich shop takes aim at Spurs
San Antonio Spurs center Victor Wembanyama participates in shootaround at Paycom Center in Oklahoma City, Saturday, May 30, 2026, to prepare for Game 7 of the Western Conference Finals against the Oklahoma City Thunder.
An Oklahoma City sandwich shop is using its menu to talk smack about the San Antonio Spurs ahead of Saturday’s Game 7 clash between the Spurs and the Thunder.
The Goose Sandies, a restaurant in Oklahoma City’s Midtown neighborhood, posted a rebranded version of its menu Friday. It didn’t hold back — and it seems like Spurs superstar Victor Wembanyama is certainly on the minds of OKC’s sandwich slingers.
The restaurant’s signature Italian sandwich, usually called “The Goose,” is now the “Victor Wembanyama Sucks.” What about the extra-stuffed version of the sandwich, called the “Mother Goose”? That’s the “Victor Wembanyama Really Sucks.”
After that, the menu continues to profess that certain Spurs “suck.” The next three sandwiches on the menu use the same format to target Julian Champagnie, Devin Vassell and Stephon Castle. It’s unclear why Dylan Harper and De’Aaron Fox were spared.
Then, the menu goes back to a low-blow against Wemby: a vegan sandwich called the “BTW Victor Wembanyama Still Sucks.”
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The restaurant gets a little more creative for its selection of hot sandwiches. A reuben-like sandwich featuring corned beef and swiss cheese is called the “Wemby and the Coach Kiss,” seemingly referring to moments on the sidelines when the 7-foot-4 star gets particularly close to Coach Mitch Johnson when the two are talking. The grilled cheese and tomato soup combo is the “Grilled Mitch and Spurs Blood.”
The Goose in Midtown renamed their menu for tomorrow: pic.twitter.com/CRbDnRTWgD
— Bobby Howard (@ BobbyHowardOK) May 30, 2026
The Goose used a fried chicken sandwich to take aim at the Salesian Sisters of St. John Bosco — the viral “Spurs nuns” who have been cheering on the silver and black from sidelines. That one is the “No Nun-Sense.”
The meatball sub, “Ethical My Ass,” addresses the accusations that the Thunder play “unethical basketball.” After the Spurs beat the Thunder in December’s play-in tournament, Wembanyama said he was glad the Spurs play “pure and ethical basketball,” setting off discourse around the NBA about whether Thunder players intentionally “flop” to draw fouls.
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The restaurant gave its burgers a more positive tone, with names like “Thunder in 7” and the “Chet Cheese.” It posted that any Thunder player who stops by can eat for free.
Most of the OKC fans in the comments praised the new menu, but at least one took issue with it, noting the Thunder’s abysmal shooting performance in Game 6.
“Funny but also childish because Wemby def doesn’t suck,” the commenter wrote. “You know who sucks, we did last night.”
The Spurs and Thunder square off Saturday night at 7 p.m. with a trip to the NBA Finals on the line.
By Saul Pink, Staff Writer, via San Antonio Express-News