By Son Trinh | Pounding The Rock (PtR), 2025-10-23 20:30:00
由生成式 AI 翻译，译文内容可能不准确或不完整，以原文为准。
自2019年以来，世界发生了翻天覆地的变化。“事件视界望远镜”合作项目发布了首张黑洞照片，NASA宇航员克里斯蒂娜·科赫 (Christina Koch) 和杰西卡·梅尔 (Jessica Meir) 完成了首次全女性太空行走，鲁迪·戈贝尔 (Rudy Gobert) 几乎以一己之力（好吧，其实是两只手）叫停了2020年的NBA赛季，随后整个世界进入了隔离状态，而*《安多》成为继《曼达洛人》之后最出色的《星球大战》衍生剧，后者又是自《帝国反击战》*以来最优秀的《星球大战》系列作品。
2019年，也是我们圣安东尼奥马刺队上一次赢得揭幕战的年份。很难相信，这支正义之师竟已阔别赛季首胜如此之久。维克托·文班亚马 (Victor Wembanyama) 闲庭信步般地砍下40分15篮板的统治级两双数据。卫冕年度最佳新秀斯蒂芬·卡斯尔 (Stephon Castle) 以12投8中的高效表现贡献22分，同时在防守端也展现了强大的压迫力。
在与少林武僧和凯文·加内特 (Kevin Garnett) 共度一夏后（堪称阴与阳的完美典范），文班亚马展现出了耐心如禅的投篮选择与狂野不羁的篮下侵略性的完美结合。寻访少林武僧，是为求得内心的宁静涅槃；而拜访凯文·加内特，则无异于灌下几罐能量饮料，迎接混沌与激情。我们每个人的心中都住着两匹狼：而加内特心中的那匹，大概正在用头猛撞另一匹。
统治级表现！ @ wemby 创下了马刺队史赛季揭幕战的得分新纪录！ pic.twitter.com/B5XxzeJrkK
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
欢迎来到NBA，迪伦·哈珀 (Dylan Harper)！欢迎常驻，顺便来点约翰·泰什 (John Tesh) 的音乐——为了那份感觉。 Buh buh buhbuhbuhbuh buh buh buhbuhbuhbuhbuuuuh buh-buh-buh-buh buhbaaaa
@ dy1anharper 的 @ NBA 生涯首球！
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— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
斯蒂芬·卡斯尔在场上冲锋陷阵，就像一只胖乎乎的松鼠横冲直撞地闯入我妻子的菜园。为了让你了解管理层有多看重卡斯尔，上赛季曾有无数流言，称多支球队联系马刺，试探他们是否有意交易这位珍贵的新秀控卫。坊间传闻，布莱恩·莱特 (Brian Wright) 挂电话前笑得太厉害，结果无意中用屁股误拨了湖人队和独行侠队总经理的三方通话——剩下的，嗯，就都是历史了。这个故事完全是我编的，欢迎随时引用。
直捣黄龙
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— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
这才只是揭幕战，文班亚马就已经开始对裁判使出乔治·布鲁斯 (George Bluth) 那招“不许碰我” (NO TOUCHING) 的绝活了。
首节战罢
第一节结束 | 马刺 28, 独行侠 29 pic.twitter.com/GNxxVmieFD
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
斯蒂芬·卡斯尔的未来无疑一片光明，但值得一提的是，在克里斯·保罗 (Chris Paul) 身边打一年球能带来多大的改变。在这里，这位年轻的控卫仿佛“控卫之神”附体，为德文·瓦塞尔 (Devin Vassell) 送出了一记精妙助攻。5号球员在这场比赛中无处不在，贡献了6次助攻、7个篮板，外加2次抢断。尽管他出色的新秀赛季已经凸显了他职业水准的成熟球风，但作为马刺的场上指挥官，卡斯尔将力求更进一步，成为一名全明星级别的球员。
第四节时间到！！！！
第三节结束 | 马刺 93, 独行侠 72 pic.twitter.com/kttfGXel9G
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
当防守者还在猜测这位7英尺的巨兽是要交叉步过掉他们、大步突过他们、飞身越过他们，还是高唱韩国流行乐的《驱魔人》之歌时，文班亚马已经后撤步三分出手。唰。哦，他不再隐藏，此刻正闪耀全场。
太不真实了
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— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
卡斯尔的这次抢断得分，是马刺队当晚10次抢断之一。他们尚显遥远的季后赛希望，最终将取决于场上球员在防守端的化学反应。如果周三晚上的比赛能说明什么，那就是银黑军团的防守将是一股可怕的力量，由一片挥舞的手臂和充满活力的年轻双腿组成的海洋将拖垮他们的对手。
抢断一条龙！ pic.twitter.com/4abz8JTqRk
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
“51区”？当然，这个外号很上口。但是，或……或许如果文班亚马穿一双红鞋（尽管我确实喜欢这双危险橙配色、颇有菲尼克斯太阳队时期伯瑞斯·迪奥 (Boris Diaw) 风格的战靴），我们能不能琢磨个“大红汽水配烤肉” (Big Red and Barbacoa) 的外号？不过，我本人可不推荐“大红汽水配烤肉”这种搭配。给我烤肉就行。我实在对那种被描述为“一种独特的橙子和柠檬油风味”的东西提不起兴趣——那它为什么叫“大红”？！
空接！这球有了！
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— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
最后用文班亚马这记点燃全场、炸裂篮筐的反身暴扣，让每个人都在极致的兴奋中结束今晚。我们真的回来了。
你们看得还不够尽兴吗？！
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— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
如果你因为忙着给绝地武士排名而错过了比赛（提示：欧比旺·克诺比 (Obi-Wan Kenobi) 既能排进前三，也配得上倒数五十——比如，你怎么能输给年迈的杜库伯爵 (Count Dooku) 两次？），这里是全场比赛集锦：
接下来，马刺队将于2025年10月24日（星期五）前往新奥尔良，客场挑战鹈鹕队。
点击查看原文：Highlights: Victor Wembanyama spoils Cooper Flagg’s debut with historic performance
Highlights: Victor Wembanyama spoils Cooper Flagg’s debut with historic performance
A lot has happened since 2019. The Event Horizon Telescope collaboration released the first-ever image of a black hole, NASA astronauts Christina Koch and Jessica Meir conducted the first all-female spacewalk, Rudy Gobert literally single-handedly (both hands actually) shut down the 2020 NBA season, the world subsequently entered into quarantine, and Andor became the best Star Wars spinoff since The Mandalorian, which in turn was the best piece of Star Wars intellectual property since The Empire Strikes Back.
2019 was also the last time our San Antonio Spurs won an opening night game. It’s hard to believe it’s been that long since the good guys tasted victory in their season debut. Victor Wembanyama river-walked his way to an overpowering 40-point, 15-rebound double-double. Reigning rookie of the year Stephon Castle poured in 22 points on an efficient 8 – 12 shooting while also clamping down on defense on the other end.
After a summer spent with Shaolin monks and Kevin Garnett (a perfect paradigm of yin and yang), Victor Wembanyama showed off a perfect blend of patient, zenlike shot selection and unbridled, rabid aggression at the rim. To seek out Shaolin monks is to invite serene nirvana; to seek out Kevin Garnett is to invite energy drink levels of chaos. There are two wolves inside all of us: Kevin Garnett is probably head-butting the other one.
DOMINANT. @ wemby set a new Spurs record for most points in a season opener! pic.twitter.com/B5XxzeJrkK
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
WELCOME TO THE NBA, DYLAN HARPER! Stay awhile and put on some John Tesh—for the vibes. Buh buh buhbuhbuhbuh buh buh buhbuhbuhbuhbuuuuh buh-buh-buh-buh buhbaaaa
first official @ NBA bucket for @ dy1anharper!
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
Stephon Castle out here barrelling through traffic like a portly squirrel barrelling through my wife’s vegetable garden. For an idea of how much the front office values Castle, there were so many rumors last season of teams reaching out to the Spurs to see if they were interested in trading their prized rookie point guard. Rumor also has it Brian Wright laughed so hard before hanging up that he inadvertently three-way butt dialed the Lakers’ GM and the Mavericks’ GM—and the rest is, well, history. I completely made up that story, so feel free to quote me.
right thru traffic
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
It’s only opening night, and Victor Wembanyama is already pulling out the George Bluth “NO TOUCHING” move on the refs.
first quarter
END 1Q | SAS 28, DAL 29 pic.twitter.com/GNxxVmieFD
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
Stephon Castle certainly has a bright future, but it’s worth mentioning what one year of playing behind Chris Paul can do. Here, the young point guard channeled his inner point god, dishing a discount double check to Devin Vassell. Number 5 had his fingerprints all over this game, dishing out 6 assists, grabbing 7 rebounds, and adding 2 steals for good measure. While his exceptional rookie year highlighted his pro-ready, mature game, Castle will look to take the next step and become an All-Star level player as the Spurs’ floor general.
IT’S FOURTH QUARTER TIME!!!
END 3Q | SAS 93, DAL 72 pic.twitter.com/kttfGXel9G
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
By the time defenders are wondering if this 7-foot leviathan is going to cross them up, step past them, leap over them, or sing K-Pop Demon Hunters songs, Wembanyama is taking a step-back three. Swoosh. Oh, he’s done hidin’, now he’s shining.
UNREAL
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
Castle’s steal and score represented 1 of 10 steals the Spurs had for the night. Their still very early playoff hopes will ultimately rest on how well the players on the floor gel defensively. If Wednesday night was any indication, the Silver and Black’s defense will be a formidable force embodied by a sea of flailing arms and young legs wearing down their opponents.
Steal&Score! pic.twitter.com/4abz8JTqRk
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
Area 51? Sure. It’s catchy. But maaaybe if Wembanyama wore red shoes (although I do like these hazard orange, Phoenix Suns era Boris Diaw lookalike kicks), we can workshop “Big Red and Barbacoa”? I do not endorse Big Red and barbacoa, however. Just give me barbacoa. I don’t particularly have a taste for something that is described to have “a unique orange and lemon-oil flavor”—THEN WHY IS IT CALLED BIG RED?!
OOP! THERE IT IS!
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
Sending everyone out on an absolute high note with this crowd-pleasing, rim-rocking reverse jam by Victor Wembanyama. We’re so back.
R U NOT ENTERTAINED?!
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) October 23, 2025
If you missed the game because you were too busy ranking Jedi (hint: Obi-Wan Kenobi is both top three and bottom 50—like how do you lose to long-in-the-tooth Count Dooku TWICE), here are the full-game highlights:
Next up, the Spurs head to New Orleans to take on the Pelicans on Friday, October 24, 2025.
By Son Trinh, via Pounding The Rock