1999-03-31, By Glenn Rogers
NBA球迷,收起你的“污点”刷子
所以你认为这是一个充满污点的赛季?
你认为应该在最终的NBA冠军名字旁边加一个星号吗?
我说,严格来说,你们都错了。
首先,让我们去掉第二点,即星号。
当然,这很诱人,但不是因为它是50场比赛的赛季。你可能会看着最终的赢家,略带嘲讽地一笑(除非这是你的家乡),然后说:“如果迈克尔还在风城打球,你永远不可能做到这一点。”
但这只是一时的诱惑,很容易就把那个魔鬼从你的肩膀上掸掉。
当活塞在卡里姆·阿卜杜尔-贾巴尔离开球场后的第二年终于夺冠时,我们没有在活塞的名字旁边加一个星号。
1970年,当纽约夺冠而凯尔特人没有比尔·拉塞尔的时候,我们也没有在纽约的名字旁边加一个星号。
面对现实吧,如果每当一位强大的球星步入晚年时我们都要加一个星号,那么这本书就会布满星号。
但是,你说,他们只打了50场比赛,这怎么办?
我说,看看积分榜,注意一下那些争夺季后赛席位的球队。
在西部,去年大约67场比赛后,我们有犹他爵士、西雅图超音速、洛杉矶湖人、圣安东尼奥马刺、菲尼克斯太阳、波特兰开拓者、休斯顿火箭和明尼苏达森林狼争夺席位。
今年,大约40场比赛后,我们在季后赛名单上看到了谁?波特兰、犹他、休斯顿、湖人、马刺、森林狼、超音速和太阳。
在这两个赛季中,萨克拉门托国王都排在第九位。
万岁,一成不变!
年轻人,如果你想要一些变化,那就去东部吧。
上赛季,芝加哥公牛、迈阿密热火、印第安纳步行者、夏洛特黄蜂、亚特兰大老鹰、克利夫兰骑士、纽约尼克斯和奥兰多魔术——华盛顿奇才——新泽西网队正在争夺季后赛席位。
今年呢?奥兰多、印第安纳、迈阿密、亚特兰大、底特律活塞、密尔沃基雄鹿、费城76人队和纽约尼克斯。
公牛在迈克尔、斯科蒂和丹尼斯的离开后消失得无影无踪。安东尼·梅森、格伦·莱斯和弗拉德·迪瓦茨的受伤让黄蜂失去了锋芒。克利夫兰在扎伊德鲁纳斯·伊尔加斯卡斯受伤后倒下了,而约翰·卡利帕里则毁掉了篮网。
82场比赛的赛程对今年的西部不会有任何影响,除了可能通过迫使球队打几场更多对阵胜率在50%左右或以上的球队的比赛,来降低胜率百分比。
在东部,如果奥兰多不得不打更多客场比赛,他们可能就不会如此肥胖和自命不凡。
因此,我们必须得出结论,缩短的比赛时间对那些没有进入季后赛的球队来说意义不大,除了让他们免受更糟糕战绩的耻辱。
小牛球迷只需听更长版本的唐·尼尔森的风吹笛声,快船队将准备创造世界范围内的失利记录,也许戴夫·考恩斯会坚持更久,如果他认为埃尔登·坎贝尔和埃迪·琼斯会及时提供帮助。
在东部,联合中心将和以前一样寒冷和多风,里克·皮蒂诺将会有更长的羞辱期,而伯尼·比克斯塔夫永远无法打到第42场比赛。
所以,我们必须收起污点刷子吗?
好吧,仔细想想,也许不。
我们可以抱怨和发牢骚关于在全国的球场上为所欲为的千万富翁们的糟糕体能。我们可以惊叹和嘲笑肖恩·坎普的屁股大小,以及布莱恩特·“大洲”里夫斯的体重暴涨。
我们可以对那些让人昏昏欲睡的防守对抗说“不,不”,因为错过了训练营意味着进攻执行力的长期缺失。
我们仍然可以抱怨,或者可能只是开怀大笑,关于罚球线上的旅行。谁会忘记文·贝克的痛苦时刻。
我们谁还记得,16年前,由乔治·格文领衔的马刺场均得分高达114分?那个赛季,由朱利叶斯·欧文领衔的费城场均得分112分,而由魔术师约翰逊领衔的洛杉矶场均得分115分。
费城在总决赛中击败了洛杉矶,而今天的教练们无疑会注意到,防守稍微好一点的球队赢了。
最后,我们都可以问联盟,明年恢复82场比赛的赛程时,他们会怎么说,但他们会想起,今年他们是以每场比赛都很重要为前提进行销售的。
因为事先知道明年每场比赛都不重要,联盟可能会将前41场比赛的票价减半。
罗杰斯的排名
排名,球队,评论
- 波特兰:邓利维能否让这艘飞船继续高速运转,在球员们对上场时间感到不满之前?
- 犹他:爵士正在应对中期低迷,快船队给了他们一个粗暴的警钟。
- 休斯顿:奥拉朱旺和巴克利继续前进,而皮蓬则努力追赶。
- 印第安纳:老鹰队继续掠夺伯德的巢穴。
- 奥兰多:哈达威固执己见,但阿姆斯特朗为魔术提供了活力。
- 迈阿密:热火队的八场失利中有四场是输给了西部球队。
- 亚特兰大:老鹰不喜欢主场,对手也不喜欢他们去任何地方。
- 马刺:他们在应该赢的时候赢球,但担心着那些第三节的低迷。
- 洛杉矶湖人:杰里·韦斯特忘记了莱斯已经习惯了成为主角。
- 底特律:活塞还没有开始战斗。
- 密尔沃基:卡尔摆脱了坎普和佩顿……以及胜利。
- 明尼苏达:很快就会想念一个名叫史密斯的人。
- 费城:林奇必须证明自己能够坚持整个赛季。
- 纽约:东部暴徒在西部遭遇了血腥的鼻子。
- 克利夫兰:骑士需要骑兵来抢夺一个季后赛席位。
- 西雅图:超音速球迷暂时摆脱了贝克的罚球困境。
- 多伦多:加拿大人敢不敢梦想着卡特在季后赛中表现出色?
- 菲尼克斯:这次太阳没有教练候选人在替补席上。
- 萨克拉门托:韦伯和威廉姆斯看着太阳的黯然失色。
- 夏洛特:黄蜂只需要说服乔丹本赛季穿上球衣。
- 华盛顿:国王队会进入季后赛吗,而里奇蒙德会再次坐在家里吗?
- 金州:勇士队的胜利发生在法庭上,而不是球场上。
- 达拉斯:小牛队在纳什的带领下发现开车很困难。
- 波士顿:皮蒂诺渴望回到他老家肯塔基。
- 丹佛:掘金队及时找到了快船队。
- 芝加哥:伤病不会影响公牛队的彩票机会。
- 温哥华:没有“大块头”,犯错的空间更大。
- 新泽西:季后赛只是新秀马布里的一个遥远记忆。
- 洛杉矶快船:莫里斯·泰勒一次又一次地上了场。
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NBA fans, put away your ‘taint’ brushes
So you think this is a tainted season?
You think there should be an asterisk placed next to the name of the eventual NBA champion?
I say, strictly speaking, you’re all wet.
Let’s get rid of No.2, the asterisk, first.
Sure, it’s tempting, but not because it’s a 50-game season. You might look at the eventual winner, smirk a bit (unless it’s your home town) and say, “You never would have done it if Mike was still playing in the Windy City.”
But it’s only a momentary temptation, it’s easy to brush that devil off your shoulder.
We didn’t put an asterisk next to Detroit when the Pistons finally pounded home with their title, the year after Kareem Abdul-Jabbar left the playing field.
We didn’t put asterisks next to New York in 1970 when New York won but the Celtics didn’t have Bill Russell in the pivot.
Face it, the book would be littered with asterisks if we punched them in whenever an overpowering star trotted off into his dotage.
But, you say, what about the fact they only played 50 games?
I say, take a look at the standings, note, if you will, the teams jockeying for playoff seeds.
In the West, last year after about 67 games we had Utah, Seattle, the Lakers, San Antonio, Phoenix, Portland, Houston and Minnesota fighting for berths.
This year, after about 40 games, who do we see in the playoff picture? Portland, Utah, Houston, the Lakers, San Antonio, Minnesota, Seattle and Phoenix.
In both years, Sacramento was perched in the No.9 spot.
Viva the sameness.
Go East, young man, if you want a little difference.
Last season, Chicago, Miami, Indiana, Charlotte, Atlanta, Cleveland, New York and Orlando- Washington-New Jersey were in the playoff hunt.
This year? Orlando, Indiana, Miami, Atlanta, Detroit, Milwaukee, Philadelphia and New York.
Chicago has vanished in the vapor trail left by Michael, Scottie and Dennis. Injuries to Anthony Mason, Glen Rice and the loss of Vlade Divac removed the sting from the Hornets. Cleveland went down with Zydrunas Ilgauskas and injuries, and John Calipari doomed the Nets.
An 82-game schedule would make no difference in the West this year, other than perhaps dipping the percentage of wins by forcing clubs to play a few more games against .500 and better clubs.
In the East, maybe Orlando wouldn’t be so fat and sassy if it had to wage a few more wars on the road.
Thus, we have to conclude the abbreviated march meant little to the chances of the also-rans other than escaping the ignominy of even-more embarrassing records.
Maverick fans would have just had to listen to longer versions of Don Nelson’s whistling-in-the-wind tunes, the Clippers would be on course to set a world-wide loss record, maybe Dave Cowens would have hung around longer if he figured help was coming in time from Elden Campbell and Eddie Jones.
In the East, the United Center would be just as cold and windy, Rick Pitino would have longer stretches of humiliation and Bernie Bickerstaff would never have made it to the 42-game point.
So, do we have to put away the taint brush?
Well, on second thought, maybe not.
We can gripe and grump about the horrific conditioning of the gangs of multimillionaires loose on the nation’s courts. We can marvel and laugh at the size of Shawn Kemp’s rear end, the ballooning of Bryant “Big Continent” Reeves.
We can beg no mas, no mas to the mind-deadening defensive contests, wrought because the missed training camps meant the prolonged absence of sharp offensive executions.
We can still wail on about, or perhaps just double up in hilarity over, the trips to the foul line. Will we ever forget the tortured moments of Vin Baker.
Who among us remembers that the Spurs, with George Gervin, averaged 114 points per game just 16 years ago? That season Philadelphia, with Julius Erving, averaged 112 points and Los Angeles, with Magic Johnson, averaged 115 points.
Philadelphia defeated Los Angeles in The Finals and coaches today no doubt will note the slightly more defensive team won.
Finally, we can all ask the league just what it will say next year when it resumes its 82-game schedule but is reminded that it sold this year on the premise that every game counts.
Knowing in advance that every game won’t count next year, perhaps the league will halve the price of tickets to the first 41 games.
ROGERS’ RANKINGS
RANK, TEAM COMMENT
1 Portland: Can Dunleavy keep this rocket sizzling before players sizzle over playing time? 2. Utah:Fighting midway funk, Jazz got rude wake-up call from Clips. 3. Houston: Olajuwon and Barkley carry on while Pippen tries to catch on. 4. Indiana: Hawks continue to plunder Bird’s nest. 5. Orlando: Hardaway is headstrong, but Armstrong provides the Magic. 6. Miami: Half of Heat’s eight losses have come against the West. 7. Atlanta: Hawks don’t like home; foes don’t like them anywhere. 8. SPURS: Chalking up wins when they should while worrying about those third-quarter letdowns. 9. L.A. Lakers: Jerry West forgot Rice is accustomed to being main course. 10. Detroit: Pistons have not yet begun to fight. 11. Milwaukee: Karl’s rid of Kemp and Payton… and victories. 12. Minnesota: Didn’t take long to miss a guy named Smith. 13. Philadelphia: Lynch must prove he can hang for entire season. 14. New York: The Eastern rowdies get a bloody nose out West. 15. Cleveland: Cavs need a cavalry to snatch a playoff berth. 16. Seattle: Sonics fans temporarily rid of Baker’s free-throw travails. 17. Toronto: Dare Canadians dream about Carter in the playoffs? 18. Phoenix: This time the Suns don’t have coach-in-waiting on bench. 19. Sacramento: Webber and Williams watching eclipse of Suns. 20. Charlotte: Hornets just have to persuade Jordan to suit up this season. 21. Washington: Will Kings make playoffs while Richmond again sits at home? 22. Golden State: Warriors’ wins come in court instead of on court. 23.Dallas: Mavericks find driving difficult with a Nash. 24. Boston: Pitino yearns for his ol’ Kentucky home. 25. Denver: Nuggets found Clippers in the nick of time. 26. Chicago: Injuries won’t hurt Bulls’ lottery chances. 27. Vancouver: Even more room forerror without Big Country. 28. New Jersey: Playoffs only a distant memory for newcomer Marbury. 29. L.A. Clippers: Maurice Taylor went to the mat once too often.
By Glenn Rogers, via San Antonio Express-News