[Reddit] 文班MVP (WEMVP)。

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By SAHeatpb | Reddit/r/NBASpurs, 2026-05-19 11:47:36

@SAHeatpb

文班MVP (WEMVP)。

@spira1out024

超远三分，宝贝！

@Mine_to_fly

瞬间让全场观众闭嘴了，笑死。

@Cairo-Station

星际级三分。

@spira1out024

我太爱这张了！急需把它设为我的勋章

@Sensitive-Curve-2908

说实话，在这记三分之前，我以为比赛已经交代了。

@DTWings12

我正准备给我哥发短信说我觉得我们要凉了，结果他就投进了。

@Sensitive-Curve-2908

那记三分之后，外星人夺走了那座球馆里所有的快乐。

@addivinum

是啊，我当时正跟我老婆说比赛完了，接着我一声尖叫直接把我的猫吓尿了，从那以后我就再没见过它。我是说猫。老婆还在。

@Bass_Marteen

我们正在见证历史。

@spira1out024

未来已至。

@Smart-Confection-515

早就跟你们说了。谢伊·吉尔杰斯-亚历山大 (Shai Gilgeous-Alexander) 拿 MVP 正好给了我们马刺足够的动力，把那支球队拆个稀碎。

@addivinum

@Immaculate_Pasta

他完全化身哈基姆·奥拉朱旺 (Hakeem Olajuwon) 了。
（……抱歉了，“海军上将”大卫·罗宾逊 (David Robinson)）

@Laguillard97

@OnlyZac

外星人摆出了氪星人的姿势。

@SparrOwSC2

以后他们给他塑铜像时就会用这个姿势。

@Sweg_Coyote

气场全开。

@cri5008

凯尔登·约翰逊 (Keldon Johnson) 的表情就像是刚看到超人降临。

@Kieriko

r/偶然的文艺复兴 (AccidentalRenaissance)

@Aggressive-Desk-2706

Topps Now 绝对会把这一幕做成球星卡的。

@3-Ballin

我们都知道谁才是真正的 MVP。

@Whirlwind_Tiger

冲啊，他妈的！

@Sebcannon

太美了。

@LordWag

他就是那个天选之子。

@Homie_Narwhal

他现在就是史上最佳 (GOAT) 了，我一秒钟都不想再等了。

@Curious_Prune

只是一个 22 岁的年轻人在享受比赛。

@Wicked_Black

@No_Match8210

刻意的文艺复兴。

@addivinum

这是人工智能 (AI) 的正确用法。不像城里到处卖的那些烂衬衫。

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WEMVP.

@SAHeatpb

WEMVP.

@spira1out024

Deep three baby

@Mine_to_fly

Shut up the crowd so fast lmao

@Cairo-Station

INTERGALACTIC THREE

@spira1out024

I actually love this! Need as my flair ASAP​

@Sensitive-Curve-2908

To be honest i thought game was away from us before this 3

@DTWings12

I was about to text my brother that I think we’re cooked and then he hit.

@Sensitive-Curve-2908

The alien took away all the joy in that arena after that 3

@addivinum

Yeah I was telling my wife it was over then immediately scared the shit out of my cat yelling and I ain’t seen her since. The cat. Wife’s here.

@Bass_Marteen

Estamos viendo historia

@spira1out024

Future is now​

@Smart-Confection-515

Told yall. That SGA MVP is the right amount motivation for our Spurs to demolish that team to pieces.

@addivinum

@Immaculate_Pasta

He went full Olajuwon
(…sorry Admiral)

@Laguillard97

@OnlyZac

Alien hitting the Krypton pose

@SparrOwSC2

The pose they’re going to use for his statue someday

@Sweg_Coyote

AURA

@cri5008

Keldon’s face looks like he just watched Superman show up.

@Kieriko

r/AccidentalRenaissance

@Aggressive-Desk-2706

Topps now is going to make this into a card.

@3-Ballin

We know who the real MVP is.

@Whirlwind_Tiger

Let’s fuckin goooooo!

@Sebcannon

It’s beautiful.

@LordWag

He is him

@Homie_Narwhal

He’s the goat now I don’t want to wait anymore

@Curious_Prune

just a 22 y/o having fun

@Wicked_Black

@No_Match8210

Intentional Renaissance.

@addivinum

This is an acceptable use of AI. Unlike all the awful shirts around town.

By SAHeatpb, via Reddit/r/NBASpurs