By Son Trinh | Pounding The Rock (PtR), 2026-03-04 14:00:00
惹火烧身，必遭反击。正如大家和他们的税务顾问所预料的那样，在遭遇近 10 场比赛的首场失利后，圣安东尼奥马刺队在周二晚上发起了猛烈回击。天哪，他们打得真是干净利落。
德文·瓦塞尔 (Devin Vassell) 和迪伦·哈珀 (Dylan Harper) 均砍下全场最高的 22 分，而维克托·文班亚马 (Victor Wembanyama) 则“闲庭信步”般交出了 10 分、8 个篮板、3 次抢断和 6 次盖帽的答卷。6 次盖帽！在短短 24 分钟的上场时间里送出 6 记火锅。我在我女儿的费雪玩具篮球架上打六年球也盖不到两次。
多么顺滑的投篮。瞧瞧瓦塞尔，这记投篮的弧度如此完美，甚至连麦当劳的 CEO 都看呆了，以至于忘了自己正在吃自家公司生产的产品。
D3V 手感火热
6 记三分
@ FanDuelSN_SW, NBC & Peacock pic.twitter.com/0BxN9b7zW4
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
太炸裂了，简直残暴。残暴到《花生漫画》里“脏兮兮” (Pig Pen) 身体周围的尘埃云，都在文班亚马这记惊天暴扣的冲击力下自燃了。
我的天呐
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
这简直……兄弟，这太不礼貌了。斯蒂芬·卡斯尔 (Stephon Castle) 只是在单纯地把所有的负面情绪都宣泄在篮筐上。
篮筐做错了什么
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
我正在琢磨一个可以替代“51 区”的称呼。别误会，我热爱“51 区”这个名字。但这两人只要同场竞技，就有一种难以解释的心灵感应，只能用 ESP（超感应）来形容。
51 区
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
嘿，还记得我刚才提到的 ESP 吗？你知道已故的伟大影星丹尼斯·霍珀 (Dennis Hopper) 曾拍过一支广告，赞美特洛伊·艾克曼 (Troy Aikman) 和迈克尔·欧文 (Michael Irvin) 的默契配合吗？现在你知道了。
在此，瓦塞尔化身罗宾汉，“劫富济贫”，送给智能投顾们一份大礼。在拥有一众文班亚马、卡斯尔和达龙·福克斯 (De’Aaron Fox) 的球队中，人们很容易忽略瓦塞尔在冲刺阶段的稳定发挥，他正全力带领马刺队冲击季后赛。
抢断加暴扣
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
又是新的一天，卡斯尔又用一记扣篮闯进了我们的心房。他就像《变形金刚》（2007年）里的希亚·拉博夫 (Shia LaBeouf)：勇敢、出人意料地优秀，而且你真的不介意背景音乐是林肯公园 (Linkin Park)，哪怕听着他们的歌会让你的耳朵产生一种红牛饮料的味道，即使你更喜欢带着那种忧郁气息的红牛。
又是一场比赛，又是一记 @ StephonCastle 的暴扣
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
听着，我想为前面把我们心爱的卡斯尔比作林肯公园而道歉。无意冒犯林肯公园，但你们的新金属/说唱摇滚/另类金属/电子摇滚/流行摇滚，已经不足以形容我对卡斯尔球风的喜爱与仰慕了。我曾经去过一个有林肯公园演出的音乐节（其实是德克萨斯州博览会），开场嘉宾是“30 秒上火星” (30 Seconds To Mars)。但在我和朋友看完“30 秒上火星”（纯粹是为了看贾里德·莱托 (Jared Leto)，那年他凭借《达拉斯买家俱乐部》成了奥斯卡宠儿）的表演后，我们翘掉了主咖（林肯公园），跑去买了一个巨大的油炸火鸡腿。因为这里是德州，2014 年在德州博览会上就得这么干。
进球算，加罚
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
迪伦·哈珀在场上尽情展示着他的进攻武器库，就等着我们（用我最地道的史坦利·图齐 (Stanley Tucci) 腔调）说：“亲爱的，那款路易威登 (Louis Vuitton) 可不配挂在你胳膊上。”
漂亮的脚步
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
朱利安·尚帕尼 (Julian Champagnie) 在给卢克·科内特 (Luke Kornet) 送出这记轻盈的空接传球时没有丝毫犹豫，以此奖励这位大个子在防守端的盖帽和积极奔跑。
JU
LUKE
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
在一场真正天赋溢出的表演中，马刺队派出了卡特·布莱恩特 (Carter Bryant)，他在 25 分 35 秒的上场时间里表现出色，向篮球世界展现了 11 分、9 篮板和 3 助攻的数据。请尽情欣赏我们这位年轻天才在空中献上的华丽飞行表演。
CB 展翅高飞
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
怀旧感真是一种强力兴奋剂。现在把阿曼德·拉沙德 (Ahmad Rashad) 主持的《NBA Inside Stuff》也带回来吧。
兄弟，他们得再搞一次复古之夜比赛，哈哈
我们可不想要这个！ pic.twitter.com/HhkhnJfNec
— Oh No He Didn’t (@ ohnohedidnt24) March 4, 2026
如果你因为忙着整理 Papa Roach、Limp Bizkit 或 Evanescence 的 CD 收藏而错过了比赛，这里是全场集锦：
下一场比赛，马刺队将在结束漫长的客场之旅后回到主场，于 2026 年 3 月 5 日周四对阵底特律活塞队。
由生成式人工智能翻译，译文内容可能不准确或不完整，以原文为准。
点击查看原文：Highlights: Dylan Harper and Devin Vassell light up from downtown in Spurs win over the 76ers
Highlights: Dylan Harper and Devin Vassell light up from downtown in Spurs win over the 76ers
Poke the bear and you get the horns. Something like that. Everyone and their tax advisor knew that coming off their first lost in 10 games, the Spurs would come out swinging on Tuesday night. Boy howdy, did they wax the cow off that haystack.
Devin Vassell and Dylan Harper both had a game high of 22 points, while Victor Wembanyama slept walked his way to 10 points, 8 rebounds, with 3 steals and 6 blocks. 6 blocks. 6 blocks in 24 minutes of play. I couldn’t get 2 blocks on my daughter’s Fisher Price basketball goal in 6 years of play.
What a smooth shot. Devin Vassell, here, hoisted up a shot with such a perfect arch that even the CEO of McDonald’s was so impressed he forgot he was eating his own product that his company dispenses.
D3V ON FIRE
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
Filthy. Just filthy. So filthy, the dust cloud around Pig Pen spontaneously combusted from the sheer force of Victor Wembanyama’s slamma jamma.
MY GOODNESS
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
Well, that’s just. That’s just rude, man. Stephon Castle just simply exorcising whatever demons he has onto the rim.
HAVE MERCY ON THE RIM
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
I am work shopping an alternative to “Area 51.” Don’t get me wrong, I love Area 51. But these two have an inexplicable mind meld going on whenever they share the court that it can only be described as ESP (extrasensory perception).
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
Hey, remember when I was just talking about ESP? Did you know that the late, great Dennis Hopper did a commercial praising the exploits of Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin? Well now you do.
Here, Devin Vassell channeled his inner Robin Hood and stole from the rich to give to the robo-advisors. On a team of Victor Wembanyamas, Stephon Castles, and De’Aaron Foxes, it’s easy to forget that Devin Vassell is stacking together games played in this stretch run as he helps lead the Spurs to the playoffs.
Steal & Slam
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
Another day, another way for Stephon Castle to dunk his way into our hearts. He’s like Shia LeBouf in Transformers (2007): plucky, surprisingly good, and you really don’t mind the Linkin Park soundtrack even if hearing anything Linkin Park makes your ears taste Red Bull even if you like your Red Bull to taste like emo.
Another game, another @ StephonCastle slam
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
Look, I want to apologize from above for comparing our beloved Stephon Castle to Linkin Park. No offense to Linkin Park, but your nu metal/rap rock/alternative metal/electronic rock/pop rock is not enough to describe my love and admiration of Stephon Castle’s game. And I once went to a music festival (it was actually the State Fair of Texas) featuring Linkin Park with 30 Seconds From Mars opening for Linkin Park. But after my friend and I watched 30 Seconds From Mars (purely for Jared Leto) (it was the year when “Dallas Buyers Club” was an Oscar darling) open for Linkin Park, we skipped the main act (Linkin Park) to get a giant fried turkey leg because it’s Texas, and that’s what you do at the State Fair of Texas in 2014.
COUNT THAT
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
Dylan Harper out here in his bag waiting for us to say (in my best Stanley Tucci voice) “Girl, that Louis Vitton does not deserve to be hung off your arm.”
nice m
ve
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
Julian Champagnie had no sense of dithering when he served up this soft lob to Luke Kornet to reward the big man for his block and hustle on the defensive end.
JU
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
In a true display of overflowing of talent, the Spurs unleashed Carter Bryant to the tune of 25:35 minutes where he wreaked upon the basketball world a barrage of 11 points, 9 rebounds, and 3 assists in those almost 26 minutes. Feast your eyes as our young prodigy takes to the air in an aerial display of magnanimous marvel.
CB TAKES FLIGHT
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 4, 2026
Nostalgia is just one heck of a PED. Now give us Ahmad Rashad hosting “NBA Inside Stuff.”
bro they need to do another throwback game lol
we didn’t want this! pic.twitter.com/HhkhnJfNec
— Oh No He Didn’t (@ ohnohedidnt24) March 4, 2026
If you missed the game because you were too busy cataloguing your CD collection of Papa Roach, Limp Bizkit, and Evanescence, here are the full-game highlights:
Next up, the Spurs return home after a long road trip to take on the Detroit Pistons on Thursday, March 5, 2026.
By Son Trinh, via Pounding The Rock