By Son Q. Trinh | Pounding The Rock (PtR), 2025-03-21 01:16:04
由生成式人工智能翻译，译文内容可能不准确或不完整，以原文为准。
耶！伙计们！
桑德罗·马穆克拉什维利是今日最佳。 还有什么理由不是他呢？ 这家伙彻底颠覆了我们所知的分析学。 如果你搜索PER值，你会看到约翰·霍林格拿着桑德罗·马穆克拉什维利的画像。
马穆克拉什维利率领全队，以令人难以置信的14投13中，拿下34分和9个篮板。斯蒂芬·卡斯尔(Stephon Castle)延续了他赛季末的强势表现，贡献22分，而德文·瓦塞尔展示了他的新防守技巧，送出4次盖帽。
无论怎么强调马穆克拉什维利昨晚的数据有多疯狂都不为过。 他不仅是替补出战，而且基本上平均每分钟拿下1.7分。 你无法在电子游戏中复制这种表现。 就算你把游戏调到最简单模式，对手忙着吃热口袋，让你随意得分，你仍然无法达到马穆克拉什维利在周二晚上的效率。
马穆克拉什维利的表现如此不合常理，以至于Flavor Flav脖子上的钟表开始运行量子物理学公式，只为给宇宙带来平衡。
我知道这是真的，因为没有任何一种药物能让我产生这种幻觉pic.twitter.com/jw85yAMaKy
— Tom Petrini (@ RealTomPetrini) March 20, 2025
在一个充满不幸伤病和坏运气的赛季里，斯蒂芬·卡斯尔的新秀赛季是一个亮点，应该让马刺球迷对下个赛季充满期待，因为他将继续成长。 总的来说，每个人都对这位第四顺位新秀抱有很高的期望，但没多少人会想到卡斯尔会如此出色，或者他的比赛会如此成熟。
斯蒂芬·卡斯尔本赛季已经有20场比赛得分超过20分
没有其他新秀有超过8场这样的比赛
斯蒂芬20场20+的比赛中有6场是在三月份，他在正确的时间进入状态，本月平均得到20.6分-4.3篮板-4.1助攻
年度最佳新秀的领跑者？pic.twitter.com/o0SE26Jrtx— Point Made Basketball (@ pointmadebball) March 20, 2025
让我们继续赞美马穆克拉什维利。 这是一个非常漂亮的传球，助攻杰里米·索汉轻松得分。 也许如果马穆克拉什维利没有那么“自私”，他本可以在这19分钟内送出更多的助攻，而不仅仅是3次。
噢，好传球 pic.twitter.com/m7RYT8HPjw
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 20, 2025
卡斯尔像热刀切黄油一样穿过防守。 为什么是冷黄油？ 因为谁真的有先见之明记得在做饭前把黄油从冰箱里拿出来呢？
直接穿过内线 pic.twitter.com/gkR5RD86co
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 20, 2025
周二银行开门营业，尤其是对哈里森·巴恩斯来说，但免下车业务已经关闭五年了。 我不确定为什么，但我怀念在车里办理银行业务，我把一叠2美元的钞票通过传送管送过去，然后让自己陷入无法想象的焦虑，担心柜员会算错金额。
篮板球三分 pic.twitter.com/vShmyl2P8a
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 20, 2025
十年后，Netflix会有一部关于这个夜晚的纪录片，其中会揭示Flavor Flav和桑德罗·马穆克拉什维利最终陷入了“怪诞星期五”的情况，再加上一个“空中大灌篮”的人才收购情况，其中拉里·伯德、迈克尔·乔丹、魔术师约翰逊、蒂姆·邓肯和阿维达斯·萨博尼斯都寄宿在一个有形的身体里，并在19分钟内占据统治地位。 顺便问一下，有没有制片人需要“空中大灌篮3：桑德罗和Flavor Flav拯救河畔步行街”的剧本？
桑德罗，有个美好的夜晚！ pic.twitter.com/TJ91QdC7A1
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 20, 2025
克里斯·保罗和Flavor Flav现在离开霜冻银行中心——Flav穿着一件桑德罗·马穆克拉什维利的球衣。
桑德罗说这位说唱歌手为了自己的生日来到这里。 几天前给他发了短信。#PorVida pic.twitter.com/1dLiA4LDe3— Matt Guzman (@ mattgzman) March 20, 2025
如果你错过了这场比赛，因为你太忙于推断19分钟内得到34分，在完整的48分钟内会得到多少分，这里有完整的比赛集锦：
接下来，马刺队将于2025年3月21日星期五主场迎战费城76人队。
点击查看原文：Highlights: Sandro Mamukelashvili breaks all the math in uber efficient night against the Knicks
Highlights: Sandro Mamukelashvili breaks all the math in uber efficient night against the Knicks
Yeah boyeeeee
Sandro Mamukelashvili is the man of the hour. And why wouldn’t he be? Dude absolutely wrecked all analytics as we know it. If you googled PER, you would see a picture of John Hollinger holding a picture of Sandro Mamukelashvili.
Mamukelashvili led all players with 34 points on an incredulous 13 for 14 shooting with 9 rebounds. Stefan Castle continued his late season surge with 22 points, while Devin Vassell showed off new defensive skills with 4 blocks.
It cannot be overstated how crazy Mamukelashvili’s stat line stood out last night. Not only did he do all of this from the bench, but he basically averaged 1.7 points per minute. You cannot replicate this on a video game. You could put it on easy mode while your opponent could be busy eating hot pockets and just let you score at will and you would still not be as efficient as Mamukelashvili was on Tuesday night.
Mamukelashvili was so mathematically improbable that the clock around Flavor Flav’s neck started to run quantum physics equations just to bring balance to the universe.
I know this is real because there isn’t a single drug that could make me hallucinate thispic.twitter.com/jw85yAMaKy
— Tom Petrini (@ RealTomPetrini) March 20, 2025
In a season full of unfortunate injuries and bad luck, Stefon Castle’s rookie campaign is a bright spot and should make Spurs fans excited for next season as he continues to grow. Generally, everyone had high expectations for the number four overall pick, but not many would expect Castle to be this good, or that his game would be this mature.
Stephon Castle has 20 games with 20+ points this season
NO other rookie has more than 8 such games
6 of Steph’s 20 20-point games have come in March & he’s heating up at the right time with averages of 20.6-4.3-4.1 this month
ROTY Frontrunner?pic.twitter.com/o0SE26Jrtx— Point Made Basketball (@ pointmadebball) March 20, 2025
Let’s not stop heaping praise on Mamukelashvili. This was a pretty pass to Jeremy Sochan for the easy bucket. Maybe if Mamukelashvili wasn’t so “selfish” he could’ve had more assists on top of the 3 dimes that he dished out in those 19 minutes.
ooo, nice pass pic.twitter.com/m7RYT8HPjw
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 20, 2025
Castle sliced his way through the defense like a hot knife through cold butter. Why cold butter? Because who really has the foresight to remember to get the butter out of the fridge before cooking something.
right thru the lane pic.twitter.com/gkR5RD86co
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 20, 2025
The bank is open on Tuesdays, especially for Harrison Barnes, but the drive-through hasn’t been open for five years. I’m not sure why but I miss doing my banking from my car where I send a stack of 2 dollar bills through the delivery tube and give myself unfathomable anxiety wondering if the teller is going to miscount the amount.
BANK SHOT TRIPLE pic.twitter.com/vShmyl2P8a
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 20, 2025
Ten years from now, Netflix will have a documentary about this night, and it will be revealed that Flavor Flav and Sandro Mamukelashvili ended up in a “Freaky Friday” situation plus a “Space Jam” talent acquisition situation where Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Tim Duncan, and Arvydas Sabonis all inhabited one corporeal body and dominated for 19 minutes. On an unrelated note, does anyone know any executive producers looking for a script for “Space Jam 3: Sandro and Flavor Flav Rescue the Riverwalk”?
HAVE A NIGHT, MAMU pic.twitter.com/TJ91QdC7A1
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 20, 2025
Chris Paul and Flavor Flav are leaving Frost Bank Center now — Flav has himself a Sandro Mamukelashvili jersey on.
Sandro said the rapper made the trek out here for his own birthday. Texted him a few days ago. #PorVida pic.twitter.com/1dLiA4LDe3— Matt Guzman (@ mattgzman) March 20, 2025
If you missed the game because you were too busy extrapolating what 34 points in 19 minutes would be over a full 48 minutes, here are the full-game highlights:
Next up, the Spurs host the Philadelphia 76ers on Friday, March 21, 2025.
By Son Q. Trinh, via Pounding The Rock