[Reddit] 欢迎来到他*的马刺，托拜厄斯 ▶️

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By DonkeyKong678 | Reddit/r/NBASpurs, 2026-07-02 04:39:48

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@NiTroVenom13

作为上赛季就喜欢你们球队的活塞球迷，我很高兴他去了你们那儿，而不是其他队。你们刚刚得到了一个非常优秀的球员，也是一个非常好的人。

@IsuzuTrooper

太棒了。我们该怎么把这个姓氏变成一个表情符号呢？

@jaff1220

托比哈里斯

@DenseBeautiful731

你是说

@Candid-Recover6822

什么鬼

@jadeapple

在《动物变形人》书里，那个被变成鸟困住的小男孩就叫托拜厄斯，也许可以用个鸟的表情符号，哈哈。

@Gold_Athlete_4770

说实话，我真没想到他声音是这样的。

@Flaky-Stop2072

听起来简直像 J. Cole。

@-Hot-Rod

他他妈的是条硬汉！！！！ 对我们球队的绝佳补充！！！

@nodayroomshit

我希望这能延续那个定律：所有被吉米讨厌的人最后都赢得了戒指，笑死我了。

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@NiTroVenom13

As a pistons fan who liked who guys last year, I’m glad he went to you and not anyone else. Y’all just got a great player and a great person too.

@IsuzuTrooper

Great. How are we gonna turn this last name into an emoji?

@jaff1220

TOEbias Harris

@DenseBeautiful731

You mean

@Candid-Recover6822

Wtf

@jadeapple

The boy who got stuck as a bird in the Animorphs books was named Tobias, maybe he could be a bird emoji lol

@Gold_Athlete_4770

imma be honest i did not expect him to sound like that

@Flaky-Stop2072

Almost sound like j cole

@-Hot-Rod

Hes a fucken dawg!!! great addition to our team!!!

@nodayroomshit

i hope this continues the train of everyone jimmy hated on winning rings lmao

By DonkeyKong678, via Reddit/r/NBASpurs