By Optimal-Radish-7635 | Reddit/r/NBASpurs, 2026-06-08 14:20:40
来源:Hoopsnation IG
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一个7尺6寸(约2.28米)的家伙,在总决赛期间怎么可能在纽约微服私访而不被发现。
Organic_Rhubarb_7738:那是一个私人公园,(我非常确定)你必须有钥匙才能进去。
nbaaccountobserver:这就说得通了,因为我正想说这绝对不可能。
pearloz:事实上,你确实已经说了“绝对不可能……”
BigDaddyD00d:事实上,字面意义上的确实说了。
bloobityblu:等等,他又长高了一英寸吗?
BeardedEse2:没有,但我看到他的时候“起立”了……我自己走,不送。
Coolgrnmen:谁?7尺7寸的文班?
bloobityblu:对,就是那个7尺8寸的篮球运动员,就是他。
Flimsy_Promise_9559:他一直是7尺6寸,他自己亲口说的。
让他放松一下吧!我们需要他身心都调整到最佳状态。
行了,我已经看够了,马刺6场夺冠。
netwhoo:
YouTellMeBeavis:他为什么露出那个表情?
是因为看到了网上的性感网红吗?
BTC_ETH_HODL:他看到了丰满诱人的大美女(torta)!
这太法国了,哈哈,艺术家(l’artiste)。
NanoCurrency:天呐,我们现在可以用“l’”来代替“Le”了。
希望他能多多少少不被打扰。刚看到一个视频,米奇(米奇·约翰逊)想和家人一起在街上散步,结果被人大喊大叫。
我记得当年热火来这里打总决赛时,勒布朗·詹姆斯 (LeBron James) 去看电影,基本上没人去打扰他。 nuetrolizer_98:我不住在有NBA球队的城市,但我很惊讶球员和球队代表会在总决赛或季后赛期间去逛城市。
这并不是坏事;它能让你记住,这些家伙其实和我们普通人一样。 pixelgeekgirl:我记得詹姆斯当时还去上了瑜伽课,不过是的,我敢说他们有时候只是需要出去透透气。特别是在比赛间隙,你得在那个城市待上好几天。
他准备要在那些小丑身上爆发了,对吧?
这画作
这家伙在各个方面都与众不同。
文班,像画你的那些法国女孩一样画我吧。
泰然自若的国王。
兄弟这是在用死亡笔记吧
说实话,我真的无法理解怎么会有人讨厌这家伙。他就是个如此单纯可爱的憨憨,只是碰巧长得非常高,而且擅长某项运动而已。
bramletabercrombe:没人讨厌他。别再看网上那些死宅的胡言乱语了。如果尼克斯球迷“讨厌”文班,那也只是因为他是阻碍他们夺冠、终结53年无冠尴尬纪录的巨大障碍。
nicfanz:那千万别去NBA主版。
他已经看过了剧本(马刺60场夺冠)
DelphesTLO:那这轮系列赛可真够漫长的。
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点击查看原文:Wemby spotted sketching a statue at an NYC park with his sister, Eve.
Wemby spotted sketching a statue at an NYC park with his sister, Eve.
Source: Hoopsnation IG
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Believe. Prudent_Fish1358:I ain’t hear no bell.
NanoCurrency:This is so good haha
unlikedemon:Scary for the opposing team.
Theres no way a 7’6 guy is moving around ny incognito during the finals
Organic_Rhubarb_7738:It’s a private park that you have to have a key to access (I’m pretty sure)
nbaaccountobserver:That makes sense bc I was about to say theres no way
pearloz:In fact, you did say “theres no way…”
BigDaddyD00d:Quite literally, in fact
bloobityblu:Hang on did he gain another inch?
BeardedEse2:No but i did when i saw him… i’ll let myself out
Coolgrnmen:Who? 7’7” Wemby?
bloobityblu:Yeah the 7’8" bball player, that’s the one.
Flimsy_Promise_9559:He’s been 7’6 he said it himself
Let him relax! We need him fully condition both mind and body.
aight ive seen enough spurs in 6
netwhoo:
YouTellMeBeavis:Why did he make that face?
was it because he saw an IG thot?
BTC_ETH_HODL:He had big juicy torta!
thats so french lol l’artiste
NanoCurrency:Omg we can now do l’ instead of Le
Hopefully he’s left more or less alone. Just saw video of Mitch trying to walk down the street with his family and getting yelled at.
I remember when the heat was here for the finals and LeBron went to a movie and was pretty much left alone. nuetrolizer_98:I don’t live in an nba city, but I’m surprised that players and team reps would explore a City during Finals or playoff series.
Not that it’s a bad thing; it helps u remember that these guys are just like us pixelgeekgirl:I think LeBron had also went to a yoga class, but yeah i’m sure sometimes they just need to get out. Especially inbetween games when you are stuck in that city for a couple of days.
He’s about to detonate on those clowns, ain’t he?
The sketch
This dude is just different in every way.
Wemby, draw me like one of your French girls.
unbothered king
Bro using death note
I honestly have no clue how there are people who hate this guy. He’s just such a wholesome dork that just happens to be really tall and good at a certain sport.
bramletabercrombe:no one hates him. Stop reading the ramblings of shut-ins on the internet. If Knick fans “hate” Wemby it’s only because he’s the giant obstacle between a championship and 53 years of futility.
nicfanz:Don’t go on the main sub
hes seen the script (spurs in 60
DelphesTLO:That’s gonna be a very long series then
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