By MikeBravoLima | Reddit/r/NBASpurs, 2026-05-31 05:53:40
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如果马刺今晚赢了,我给我的下一个孩子起名叫文班。
parcellsrealGOAT:呃……兄弟,‘维克托’(Victor)这个名字不是现成的吗
bazilthemage:他已经做出了他的选择
heyeverybody1:不,就给孩子起名叫文班
文班今晚穿得像亚瑟小子(Usher),因为他即将开启(usher)合理篮球的新时代
一身全黑,这是去参加他们的葬礼啊
TemporaryClemency22:我本想祝你蛋糕日快乐,但你得先说清楚是谁的葬礼。
xSemperSuperbusx:当然是雷霆的
看这架势,他今晚是要在赢球的同时,砍下 45分/20篮板/10助攻/3抢断/11盖帽 的神仙数据。马刺加油!
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I’m telling my children this was wemby on his way to save the world (and basketball) from the monstars. (I don’t have kids)
savemenico:We need space jam 3 featuring area 51
If the Spurs win tonight, I’m naming my next child Wemby.
parcellsrealGOAT:Uhhhh victor is right there brother
bazilthemage:He’s made his choice
heyeverybody1:no, name the child Wemby
Wemby got that Usher fit tonight, cause he bout to **usher** in the new era of **ethical basketball**
Dressed in all black for their funeral
TemporaryClemency22:I would wish you happy cake day, but you need to specify who’s funeral first.
xSemperSuperbusx:OKC’s of course
Looking like he’ll be dropping 45/20/10/3/11 in a win tonight. GSG!
By MikeBravoLima, via Reddit/r/NBASpurs