By Son Q. Trinh | Pounding The Rock (PtR), 2025-03-06 00:04:48
由生成式人工智能翻译，译文内容可能不准确或不完整，以原文为准。
生活就像在橄榄花园吃晚餐：你需要的只是一份意大利之旅套餐。
凭借德文·瓦塞尔(Devin Vassell)生涯之夜的表现，马刺队战胜了布鲁克林篮网队。身披24号球衣的瓦塞尔以高效的20投14中，三分球11投8中的表现，砍下全场最高的37分。他还贡献了11个篮板和4次抢断。俾斯麦·比永博(Bismack Biyombo)继续展现着他的价值，在顶替维克托·文班亚马(Victor Wembanyama)出战时，拿下了13分14篮板的两双数据，而斯蒂芬·卡斯尔(Stephon Castle)替补出场贡献了17分。
仔细看，你会发现瓦塞尔的表现如同开启了NBA嘉年华游戏的初学者模式，一路“boomshakalaka”地打出了生涯新高的得分，简直是篮球都在燃烧。
德文创下生涯新高
pic.twitter.com/EagLmXKo3i— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) 2025年3月5日
这些动作堪称大师级，展示了如何穿梭于防守阵线，并在最后以一次喧闹的扣篮宣告成功。我不是唯一一个呼吁卡斯尔成为首发的人，但我会珍惜这位新秀在场上发光发热的每一刻。
我的天啊。pic.twitter.com/HFTFHSLOfk
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) 2025年3月5日
听我说一秒钟。如果你不喜欢这个想法，可以随意吐槽，但请保持开放的心态：让杰里米·索汉(Jeremy Sochan)再次担任控球后卫，就为了好玩。说真的，索汉能将他的高位传球提升到另一个水平，肯定能将马刺队带到另一个高度。
这是一场扣篮派对 pic.twitter.com/CVZmxQdKKm
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) 2025年3月5日
俾斯麦·比永博下赛季还是马刺球员，对吧？就像穷人版的安东尼奥·麦克代斯(Antonio McDyess)或富人版的德鲁·尤班克斯(Drew Eubanks)？虽然他最初的计划只是一个补充球员，就像橄榄花园免费赠送的薄荷糖，但当维克托·文班亚马赛季报销时，他变得不可或缺。现在他是永无止境的沙拉和面包棒：不会让你太饱，但会一直回来。
火热来袭 pic.twitter.com/gg4EsS9G6S
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) 2025年3月5日
这段视频看起来就像热身时的扣篮。它几乎就像扣篮大赛的热身——我差点以为会有一辆起亚远舰(KIA Optima)驶入球场，麦克·麦克朗(Mac McClung)会从天窗跳出来，从斯蒂芬·卡斯尔手中抢走另一个扣篮冠军。我没有不高兴。你不高兴。
以下半场以又一个扣篮开始 pic.twitter.com/RmMevwTI8m
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) 2025年3月5日
希度·特科格鲁(Hedo Türkoğlu)贡献了大约15%的三分球。别费心去核实了，我凭感觉就知道这是真的，没有任何证据支持。马特·邦纳(Matt Bonner)贡献了另外的95%。再说一遍，没有必要用数学或“总数必须加起来等于100”之类的无稽之谈来验证或迷惑读者。
创造历史 pic.twitter.com/rYLFpGJjbR
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) 2025年3月5日
我知道我在嵌入精彩集锦时受制于互联网，但我需要很多这些激动人心的片段的声音。看着凯尔登·约翰逊(Keldon Johnson)爬上梯子完成这个扣篮，却听不到他标志性的尖叫，就像在静音模式下观看《机器人总动员》一样，你错过了瓦力(Wall-E)和伊娃(Eve)之间丰富而完整的对话。
KJ 高飞 pic.twitter.com/loRoKKwjr9
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) 2025年3月5日
当属于你的夜晚来临时，它就是属于你的夜晚。瓦塞尔紧紧抓住这个夜晚，冲破任何阻碍他的防守队员，完成这个让观众欢呼雀跃的扣篮。
好样的，德文
pic.twitter.com/yYu2rAiwBU
— 圣安东尼奥马刺 (@ spurs) 2025年3月5日
如果你因为忙着吃意大利鸡排，同时想知道整个星球上是否只有一个瓦力而错过了比赛，这里有完整的比赛集锦：
接下来，马刺将于2025年3月7日星期五前往萨克拉门托迎战国王队。
点击查看原文：Highlights: Devin Vassell scorches the nets in Spurs win over the Nets
Highlights: Devin Vassell scorches the nets in Spurs win over the Nets
Life is like dinner at Olive Garden: all you need is a Tour of Italy.
The Spurs grabbed a win against the Brooklyn Nets on the back of Devin Vassell’s career night. Number 24 led all players with 37 points on an uber efficient 14 - 20 shooting and 8 - 11 from downtown. He also added 11 rebounds and 4 steals. Bismack Biyombo continued to show his value filling in for Victor Wembanyama by notching a double-double with 13 points and 14 rebounds while Stephon Castle contributed 17 points off the bench.
If you look closer, you can see that the ball is actually on fire as Vassell looked like he was playing on beginner’s mode on NBA Jam and boomshakalaka’ed his way to a new career high in scoring.
NEW CAREER-HIGH FOR DEV
pic.twitter.com/EagLmXKo3i— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 5, 2025
These moves are a master class of how to weave your way through a defense and enunciate your success with a ruckus slam at the end. I’m not alone in calling for Castle to be a starter, but I’ll take in every moment the rookie is balling out on the floor.
MY. GOODNESS. pic.twitter.com/HFTFHSLOfk
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 5, 2025
OK just hear me out for a second. If you don’t like the idea feel free to roast it, but keep an open mind: let Jeremy Sochan run point again just for fun. In all seriousness, Sochan taking his high-post passing to another level would definitely take the Spurs to another level.
IT’S A DUNK PARTY pic.twitter.com/CVZmxQdKKm
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 5, 2025
Bismack Biyombo is a Spur next season right? Like a poor man’s Antonio McDyess or a rich man’s Drew Eubanks? Although he was initially planned as complimentary piece, like the mint they give you at Olive Garden, he became integral when Victor Wembanyama was out for the season. Now he’s the never-ending salad and bread sticks: won’t fill you up too much but keeps coming back for more.
Coming in hot pic.twitter.com/gg4EsS9G6S
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 5, 2025
This clip looks like a dunk during warm-ups. It almost looks like warm-ups during a dunk contest—I half expected a KIA Optima to roll out onto the court and Mac McClung jumping out of the sunroof to steal another dunk title from Stephon Castle. I’m not bitter. You’re bitter.
Starting the second half with another slam pic.twitter.com/RmMevwTI8m
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 5, 2025
Hedo Türkoğlu was responsible for like 15% of these threes. Don’t bother fact-checking me, I know in my soul that it’s true without any sort of evidence to back that up. Matt Bonner was responsible for like the other 95%. Again, no need to validate or confuse the readers with nonsense such as math or “the total has to add up to 100.”
History made pic.twitter.com/rYLFpGJjbR
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 5, 2025
I know I’m at the mercy of the internet when embedding highlights, but I need sound for a lot of these exciting clips. Watching Keldon Johnson climb the ladder for this dunk without his signature scream is like watching Wall-E on mute, you’re missing the rich, full conversations between Wall-E and Eve (ah).
KJ FLYIN’ HIGH pic.twitter.com/loRoKKwjr9
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 5, 2025
When it’s your night, it’s your night. And boy Vassell took this night by the horns and rode through any and all defenders in his way to slam home this crowd-pleasing dunk.
OKAY DEVIN
— San Antonio Spurs (@ spurs) March 5, 2025
If you missed the game because you were too busy eating chicken parm while wondering if there were more than one Wall-Es on the entire planet, here are the full-game highlights:
Next up, the Spurs head out to Sacramento to take on the Kings on Friday, March 7, 2025.
By Son Q. Trinh, via Pounding The Rock