# \[PtR\] 讨论帖：围观媒体日直呼马刺球员全名的趣味视频 ▶️
**URL:** https://chinaspurs.com/t/topic/48645
**Category:** 环球刺讯
**Tags:** 视频, 2026-27赛季
**Created:** [2026 年10 月 1 日 12:02 UTC](https://chinaspurs.com/t/topic/48645 "2026-10-01T12:02:09Z")
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### 作者：  [@PtR](https://chinaspurs.com/u/PtR)
#### 发布日期： [2026 年10 月 1 日 12:02 UTC](https://chinaspurs.com/t/topic/48645/1 "2026-10-01T12:02:09Z")
By Jeph Duarte / Pounding The Rock, 2026-10-01 19:00:00
通常情况下，只有当父母（往往是大老远扯着嗓子）喊孩子、以此告知这倒霉孩子“你摊上事儿了”的时候，才会把中间名搬出来。要是听到有人喊“杰弗里·大卫·杜阿尔特 (Jeffrey David Duarte)”，我整个人都会吓得一哆嗦。（事实上，每当有人叫我“杰弗里”时，我不是在家里惹了祸，就是招惹了政府部门。小时候多半是惹了家人，从十六岁到现在，那罪魁祸首就换成交通法庭了。）
所以，当马刺视频团队的工作人员在媒体日决定用各位球员的“官方大名”（全名）来称呼他们时，球员们都忍不住愣了一下，纷纷回头确认。
https://v.chinaspurs.com/v?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fembed%2FXLNXbdbKpyM%3Frel%3D0&key=567373b8
女士们先生们，隆重介绍2026-2027赛季圣安东尼奥马刺的各位成员：斯蒂芬·贾冯特·卡斯尔 (Stephon Javonte Castle)、托拜厄斯·约翰·哈里斯 (Tobias John Harris)、朱利安·基马尼·尚帕尼 (Julian Kymani Champagnie)、卡特·戴恩·布莱恩特 (Carter Dayne Bryant)、卢克·弗朗西斯·科内特 (Luke Francis Kornet)、哈里森·布莱斯·乔丹·巴恩斯 (Harrison Bryce Jordan Barnes)，以及凯尔登·怀尔德·约翰逊 (Keldon Wilder Johnson)。
托拜厄斯纠正道，他的中间名其实是“约翰·李，你们肯定不知道吧”。我们确实不知道……而且他的维基百科页面上也压根没写这个“李”。
视频中未出场的还有：德文·安东尼·瓦塞尔 (Devin Anthony Vassell)、迪伦·罗伯特·哈珀 (Dylan Robert Harper)、达龙·马特兹·福克斯 (De’Aaron Martez Fox)，以及维克托·农加·文班亚马-德·福特罗-瓦塞尔 (Victor Nonga Wembanyama-de Fautereau-Vassel)。敢不敢打赌，你绝对没法极速把文班的全名连念五遍。不信你试试，我等着。
还好球员们不用把全名印在球衣背后。不然维克托的球衣得加副袖子才写得下。
距离季前赛还有一周。[好戏开场了](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amLBy6uldtE)。
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> **查看原文：Open Thread: Watch the Media Day video addressing Spurs players by their full names**
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> ## Open Thread: Watch the Media Day video addressing Spurs players by their full names
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> Normally, middle names are saved for when a parent is calling a child (usually loudly and from a distance) to inform said child that he is, in fact, in trouble. If I heard “Jeffrey David Duarte” a tinge of fear shot through my entire body. (In fact, any time I’ve been referred to as “Jeffrey” I was either in trouble with a family member or a government entity. Family was the usual culprit throughout my childhood, traffic court from sixteen to present.)
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> So when members of the Spurs video team decided to address members of the team by their “government” names on Media day, the players did a double-take.
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> https://v.chinaspurs.com/v?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fembed%2FXLNXbdbKpyM%3Frel%3D0&key=567373b8
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> Ladies and gentlemen, meet the members of your 2026-2027 San Antonio Spurs: Stephon Javonte Castle, Tobias John Harris, Julian Kymani Champagnie, Carter Dayne Bryant, Luke Francis Kornet, Harrison Bryce Jordan Barnes, and Keldon Wilder Johnson.
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> Tobias corrected stating that his middle name is “John Lee, bet you didn’t know that.” We didn’t…and his Wikipedia page does not list the “Lee” either.
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> Not introduced: Devin Anthony Vassell, Dylan Robert Harper, De’Aaron Martez Fox, and Victor Nonga Wembanyama-de Fautereau-Vassel. Bet you can’t say Wemby’s full name five times really fast. I’ll wait.
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> It’s a good thing the players don’t have their full name on the back of their jerseys. Victor’s would need sleeves.
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> One week to preseason. [It’s all happening](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amLBy6uldtE).
By Jeph Duarte / [Pounding The Rock](https://www.poundingtherock.com/spurs-discussion-threads/108037/open-thread-a-media-video-addressing-spurs-by-their-full-names)
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### 作者：  [@PtR](https://chinaspurs.com/u/PtR)
#### 发布日期： [2026 年10 月 2 日 10:50 UTC](https://chinaspurs.com/t/topic/48645/2 "2026-10-02T10:50:54Z")
## 💬热评
> [@brunostrange](#):
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> [@pejoweho](#):
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> 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 **从今天算起整整一周后** ，马刺就将迎来对阵亚特兰大老鹰的比赛！(说到老鹰，既然关注下一届选秀永远不嫌早，我今天早上逛了下Tankathon网站，顺便随手抽了一次且仅抽了一次模拟选秀——老鹰在乐透抽签中狂飙了11个顺位，马刺最终喜提明年的榜眼签。我的天，这首发阵容得多拥挤啊！）
> [@pejoweho](#):
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> 在背景里抓拍到了杰登·昆坦斯 (Jayden Quaintance) 在那儿抢篮板。显然他已经恢复到能做一些轻度有球训练的程度了，比如练习外线投篮，这绝对算是个利好进展。
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> > 在[#马刺](https://x.com/hashtag/Spurs)训练场…
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> > ⬇ 自由球员新援托拜厄斯·哈里斯正在加练投篮
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> > 报道由 [@HalftimePizza](https://x.com/HalftimePizza) 呈现 [pic.twitter.com/6AM9XPvPfj](https://t.co/6AM9XPvPfj)
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> > — Hector Ledesma (@HectorLedesmaTV) [2026年10月1日](https://x.com/HectorLedesmaTV/status/2105710699930374473?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
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> > https://v.chinaspurs.com/v?url=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2FHectorLedesmaTV%2Fstatus%2F2105710699930374473%3Fref_src%3Dtwsrc%255Etfw&key=fda0ba48
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> > 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 The Spurs play a basketball game against the Atlanta Hawks **one week from today**! (And speaking of the Hawks, since it’s never too early to be thinking about the next draft, I visited Tankathon this morning and while I was there I ran one and only one draft simulation — the Spurs got the #2 pick in next year’s draft after Atlanta jumped 11 spots in the lottery. Holy starting-lineup-logjam!)
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> > [@pejoweho](#):
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> > Spotted Jayden Quaintance in the background here, snagging rebounds. He’s obviously recovered enough to be doing some light on-court stuff, like practicing his outside shot, so that’s progress.
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> > > At [#Spurs](https://x.com/hashtag/Spurs) practice…
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> > > ⬇ Free agent addition Tobias Harris putting up some shots
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> > > Coverage presented by [@HalftimePizza](https://x.com/HalftimePizza) [pic.twitter.com/6AM9XPvPfj](https://t.co/6AM9XPvPfj)
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> > > — Hector Ledesma (@HectorLedesmaTV) [October 1, 2026](https://x.com/HectorLedesmaTV/status/2105710699930374473?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
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> > > https://v.chinaspurs.com/v?url=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2FHectorLedesmaTV%2Fstatus%2F2105710699930374473%3Fref_src%3Dtwsrc%255Etfw&key=fda0ba48
via [Pounding The Rock](https://www.poundingtherock.com/spurs-discussion-threads/108037/open-thread-a-media-video-addressing-spurs-by-their-full-names#comments)