[Reddit] 马刺今日趣图

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By go10sai | Reddit/r/NBASpurs, 2026-07-06 00:56:18

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@LampSsbm

笑死我了凯尔登别啊

@GuiltyPop4355

他看起来好欢乐

@bigdots_3

我一路往下翻，就等着看斯蒂芬·卡斯尔 (Stephon Castle) 的，结果太完美了

@Kertia

卡特·布莱恩特 (Carter Bryant) 就是那种会提醒老师忘了收作业的人

@QuickDrawMcStraw

我觉得维克托·文班亚马 (Victor Wembanyama) 会说，“哈哈，免了。”你看，他论文里引用的资料压根不在指定阅读清单里（亚洲哲学、国际象棋博弈论、托尔金评论、你听都没听过的非洲作家），所以如果你抄他的作业，老师就会知道你们俩有一个是抄的。再说了，维克托的作业是用法语写的，所以你横竖都是死路一条。

@Ok-Specific-3918

为什么这么精准？

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查看原文：Spurs Play Today

Spurs Play Today

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@LampSsbm

Lmfaooo keldon noooo

@GuiltyPop4355

he looks so jolly

@bigdots_3

I was scrolling down waiting for Steph’s and it was perfect

@Kertia

Carter Bryant the one who reminds the teacher that she forgot to pick up the homework

@QuickDrawMcStraw

I believe Vic would say, “lol nope.” You see, he included sources in his essay that weren’t in the assigned readings (Asian philosophy, chess game theory, Tolkien criticism, African writers you’ve never heard of), so if you copy his homework, the teacher will know *one* of you cheated off the other. Also, Vic did his in French so you’re screwed anyway.

@Ok-Specific-3918

Why is this so accurate?

By go10sai, via Reddit/r/NBASpurs